I used to talk to myself in the bathtub. Now I do it here.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Cockblock
Long distance relationships are a serious cockblock. I mean there's like no cock involved basically, on my end anyway. I guess I'll have to get used to that ... although my midbrain is pretty upset about it.
I'm very excitable. I'm girly. I like to style my hair REALLY big and visit truckstops. I'm a handful. Take me to the zoo and teach me how things work.
Some people say I smile a lot, but really I'm just breathing with my mouth open and my teeth showing like a dog.
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