Life Is Short But Sweet For Certain

Awwwww shit! These curtains I just made look fuckin' SHARP! All the while I was making them I was criticizing my uneven seams and impreciseness lining things up, but now that I put them up, they really clean up the whole room. They're also very practical, letting in light during the day and serving as blackout curtains at night. Maybe I'll post pictures later.

I love co-opers. Grave robbing at 2 am in the state cemetary, busting up my knees climbing trees with fellow winos. I'm happy here.

UPDATE: Pictures! Note how the drapes match the sofa. Yea! :P

And then this is the cool lighting fixture I made using Christmas lights and our ceiling fan which doesn't work anyway. It turned out way better than I expected.

This is my roommate's. It's this glittery portrait of Alex from Clockwork Orange. I think it's pretty awesome.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh I just got drunj way to fucking fast, I'm in my room to become undrunk

dear brain,

do not passs out before taking birth contorl, I shout just do that now

also give Valerie rent money fuuuck.

gotta pee...

"So may the sunrise bring hope where it once was forgotten.."

"... Sons are like birds, flying upwards over the mountain..."

I love summer from the very very bottom of my heart. Summertime is the best time.

I wish I could kiss every blade of grass, every cloud, every ray of sun, and every petal I see and touch. Things smell better in the summer, maybe not people exactly, but the wooden swing at the co-op, the leather interior of my car, the air outside, everything that's in the sun smells so good.

I saw Morgan and another girl picking a bouquet of flowers outside the co-op as I was on my way to work today. They had blue and pink and lavender and yellow flowers. I felt jealous, but in an un-malicious way. I wanted to pick flowers too.

Sometimes I'm sad that I don't believe in God. If I did I would have so much to thank him for. I get overwhelmed by how beautiful it all is, and the magical complexity of you and I. Sometimes all those thank yous pile on top of each other because I don't have anyone to give them to, and they fill my heart up, and it makes me want to cry. My face gets all hot and I have to drink really cold water to calm down again. I don't really know what to do about all that ...

Goals: 1) Build more forts 2) Cop more feels 3) Photobomb every picture I can

Texas is hot as balls this summer, but there's no where else I'd rather be.

Showing my underwear haphazardly to the world is one of my favorite things to do, I've realized.

Maybe this summer, well maybe I like Tom Petty afterall... http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Mary_Janes_Last_Dance/530531

I found this picture printed out on the floor of the computer lab at the co-op last night. I think I'm going to put it on my ceiling above my loft bed, it's just so glorious.

Oh Burt!

Spent most of night before last making out. Best.

I really want some footie pajamas for my birthday this year.

Footies are for everyone!

http://www.awkwardboners.com/

Oh really?

Do people from other countries who don’t say bless you, say something else to acknowledge sneezes?

I don’t understand the purpose of fruit on the bottom yogurt.  Why do people like it that way?  Do they think of the fruit as like a reward for getting through all the tart stuff?  Why don’t they like the blended?  I used to have a theory that people who were food mixers/blenders – people who will eat two bits of different dishes on the same forkfull (on purpose) were less inhibited and more sociable than non-food mixers, i.e. the people who hate for different types of food to touch.  I don’t know where I came up with that, but it seems to jive with my experiences…  I wonder if there is actually a correlation.

Man, I wish I had a glass eye so I could tap it with a pen and smile when I’m making a point.  That'd be a scream; people would freak out thinking I was touching my real eye and I'd LAUGH AND LAUGH!  This is just one of the things that I would like to do when I'm an eccentric biology teacher.  I also want a tobacco pipe which I'll fill with soapy water so I can blow bubbles while my students do worksheets.  I think I'll also wear fake mutton chops, or maybe a full beard and a stovepipe hat - the whole Abe Lincoln bit.  I'd dress up as Calvin Coolidge, because he was a WAY better president, but he's not very interesting looking.  

I keep having the most neurotic dreams lately.  Mostly about bugs crawling all over me.  I think I'm anxious about finals.  I've also been sleeping with my eyes half open - another thing that happens to me when I go to sleep anxious.  

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/You_Don_t_Know_How_It_Feels_Album_Version_/10229761I was listening to some 90’s music last night and that Tom Petty song “You Don’t Know How It Feels” came on, and I just thought, “Listen Tom, you don’t know how it fucking feels to be ME!!!” 

Lovin' On Some Precious Bunnies

Man I wanna rabbit so freaking bad!  

Can you feed veggies covered in cheese fondue to rabbits?  I have dreams of having a tea and fondue party with my rabbit.

Are rabbits allergic to chocolate like dogs are?

If I had a bunny I could pretend it was Easter every day!  I'm gonna have a rabbit, and I'm gonna name him Chub Chub... or Pancake... or Bazzle... or Renegade... maybe I need to see my rabbit before I name him...  Should I get a bunny with floppy ears, or one with erect ears?

   

Eventually, I really want a Flemish Giant Rabbit.  

Look at that big furry baby!!!  What a super fatty awesome bunny!  Apparently this type of bunny acts more like a laid-back dog than a bunny, which is the kind of temperament I'm looking for.  I've heard some rabbits are really mean, no matter how much you train them.  I love bunnies, but if my bunny was really mean and wouldn't behave even after I worked with him a whole whole lot, I'd probably just cook him and eat him without much remorse.  I hear rabbit tastes really good.

Check out this video Daniel found in response to my post on hydraulics:

This video is amazing for several reasons. 1) The gummy bear is in undies only, and if that doesn't feel naughty enough for you, 2) He keeps touching himself in kindof an awkward Michael Jackson impression dance move and, 3) At 1:00 he starts shaking his donk all over Youtube quite seductively!  Look at how round and bouncy his booty is, I thought gummy bears had more reserve!

The embedded video is the Hungarian version.  I think not being able to understand any of it, really adds to the charm.

P.S. *GASP*  If I had a yellow duck too, I think that would really help enrich my live Easter "nativity" scene.  :D