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I don’t understand the purpose of fruit on the bottom yogurt. Why do people like it that way? Do they think of the fruit as like a reward for getting through all the tart stuff? Why don’t they like the blended? I used to have a theory that people who were food mixers/blenders – people who will eat two bits of different dishes on the same forkfull (on purpose) were less inhibited and more sociable than non-food mixers, i.e. the people who hate for different types of food to touch. I don’t know where I came up with that, but it seems to jive with my experiences… I wonder if there is actually a correlation.
Man, I wish I had a glass eye so I could tap it with a pen and smile when I’m making a point. That'd be a scream; people would freak out thinking I was touching my real eye and I'd LAUGH AND LAUGH! This is just one of the things that I would like to do when I'm an eccentric biology teacher. I also want a tobacco pipe which I'll fill with soapy water so I can blow bubbles while my students do worksheets. I think I'll also wear fake mutton chops, or maybe a full beard and a stovepipe hat - the whole Abe Lincoln bit. I'd dress up as Calvin Coolidge, because he was a WAY better president, but he's not very interesting looking.
I keep having the most neurotic dreams lately. Mostly about bugs crawling all over me. I think I'm anxious about finals. I've also been sleeping with my eyes half open - another thing that happens to me when I go to sleep anxious.
http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/You_Don_t_Know_How_It_Feels_Album_Version_/10229761I was listening to some 90’s music last night and that Tom Petty song “You Don’t Know How It Feels” came on, and I just thought, “Listen Tom, you don’t know how it fucking feels to be ME!!!”
